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　　gossip girl 第一季剧本第二集part2

　　Dan：She probably thinks I hate her now. I've waited my entire adolescent life for a date with this girl.You know,

　　Serena van der Woodsen and I decide to close the evening with a wave.

　　Jenny：It was a nice wave.

　　Dan：At the end of a date? Come on, there's no such thing. And you only get one shot with a girl like Serena.I got mine, and I blew it.

　　Jenny：Which means you have nothing to lose.

　　Dan：No, nothing except my last shred of dignity.

　　Jenny：Oh, no. I think that's gone.

　　Dan：You're right.You know what? I'm just… I'm gonna go talk to her. I'm gonna apologize for the wave. I'm gonna tell her

　　how much I like her and I'm gonna ask for a second shot.No, I'm gonna get a second shot.

　　Jenny：Yeah, you are.

　　Dan: Yeah.

　　Jenny：Wait, wait, wait. I love the plan.But you need a better outfit.And maybe a shower.

　　Serena：Whatever. It's probably for the best.The last thing I need in my life is a new guy.He was just so smart though and funny.

　　Eric：It sounds like you like him.

　　Serena：And really nice.God! Blair was so mean to me last night. I don't even know why. Whatever, I'm sure if we talk about it,we can work it out.Hey, maybe I should go over there.

　　Blair: Serena had better just stay away.Thank you, Dorota.

　　Kati：Yeah, thanks.We love sleeping at Blair's.

　　Blair: I don't want to see Serena at school and she better not show at brunch today.

　　Kati：You're really mad at Serena.

　　Isabel：Yeah, I hope you never get that mad at us.

　　Blair: Well, you would never do what Serena did?

　　Kati：No, never.

　　Blair: Of course not.

　　Blair: I wonder if Nate remembered brunch.It would be so wrong for me to show up without my boyfriend Whom I love and who loves me.

　　(cell phone beeps)

　　Nate：Mm.Hello?

　　Blair: Hi, sweetie. Did I wake you?

　　Nate：No, I'm up.

　　Blair: Well. Get some strong coffee and jump in the shower,sleepyhead. Chuck's dad's brunch for his foundation is today at the Palace.

　　Nate：Oh, right. Of course.

　　Chuck：Nathaniel, keep it down.Some of us are trying to regain our strength.

　　Nate：Your dad's brunch is today.

　　Chuck：Alarm's set for 9:00.

　　Nate：It's 10:00.

　　Chuck：Ladies, double-time.Hmm? Oh, unless... Nathaniel.

　　Nate：I'm good.Actually, could you two bring some coffee

　　Chuck：when you get a chance?

　　Nate：And some water... Lots of water.

　　Woman：You want ice with that? Looks like you could use some.

　　Chuck：That's enough, ladies. And I'll be sure to tell my father just how committed you are to the hospitality industry.

　　Nate：That kid popped you pretty good, huh? Never mess with a guy's sister.

　　Chuck：And if i knew his name,I'd hunt him down and kill him

　　Nate：Why? 'cause you kill people now? You gonna strangle him with your scarf?

　　Chuck：Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature.

　　Nate：I'm just saying.Death by scarf…Not that intimidating.

　　Chuck：He sucker punched me.I told you.Besides, better a broken nose than a broken heart.

　　Nate：What? I didn't even talk to Serena last night.

　　Chuck：Who said anything about serena?

　　Dan：Do I look okay?

　　Jenny：Definitely second-shot material.

　　Dan：All right then I'm gonna go.Oh! And about what happened, You know, with Chuck? If you wanna,like, talk to someone,n-not your brother…Just let me know.

　　Jenny：Okay.

　　Dan：All right. Hey wait. Actually, there is someone I wanna talk to.

　　Rufus：Hey! Where you guys going? I was gonna make waffles.

　　Dan：Ooh. Sorry, dad.

　　Jenny：Yeah, can't.

　　Rufus：But I wanna hear about your date.

　　Dan：Later.

　　Rufus：And your party.

　　Jenny：When we get back.

　　Rufus：You guys missed a really great show and I make really good waffles.

　　Rihanna: My engine's ready to explode, explode, explode

　　Receptionist: Palace Hotel lobby.

　　Nate：Hi. This is Nate Archibald calling from the Bass suite. I know you don't normally give out this information but can you tell me what room the van der Woodsens are in, please?

　　Serena：Hey, blair. It's me.I guess you're still sleeping but I'm gonna come over.I think we need to talk. Okay. see you soon. Bye.

　　Gossip Girl：It looks like the table's all set.As soon as the guests arrive, we can start dishing.Here's what's on the menu...

　　Serena: Mom,did you borrow my Michelle Perrys? I can't find anything in here!

　　Lily：Well, it might help if you unpacked.Look, you're home now.It's your life.You should start living it.

　　Serena: This is not life.This is a hotel,which we're living in because you decided you didn't like the color of the walls

　　in our real home. Mom, I said I'd go to this brunch. What more do you want from me?

　　Lily：Sweetie, why are you being like this? You love parties. This is just not like you.

　　Serena: Maybe it is like me. Maybe you don't know what I'm really like.

　　Lily：Oh, okay, tell me.So did you and Dan have fun at the concert last night?

　　Serena: We never made it.We actually ended up at the kiss on the lips party.

　　Lily：Ah. Well,that must have pleased Blair.

　　Serena: Blair? Actually No, not that pleased,which is why I'm going to talk to her.

　　Lily：Well just be back in time for brunch, okay?

　　Serena: Mom.

　　Lily：Look, honey, I know how hard it is for you to be back but the more you hide yourself away, the more people are gonna think

　　you have something to hide.

　　Serena: Coming from someone who's keeping my brother in an institution.

　　Lily：That's different.I mean it. Don't be late.

　　Serena: Wait.

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　　Nate: Nice to meet you. Dad.

　　Howie：Hey, can I get you a drink?

　　Blair：What are you doing right now?

　　Nate: Well, I was just gonna…

　　Blair：How about me?

　　Nate: Um...

　　Blair：What? You have a better offer or...

　　Nate: No, of course not.

　　Blair：Yeah?

　　Nate: Uh, now?

　　Blair：Now. Now.

　　Nate: Where are we going?

　　Blair：I got us the best room in the whole place.

　　Nate: Wait. This is chuck's suite.

　　Serena：Nate.

　　Blair：Serena?

　　Serena：Blair.

　　Gossip Girl：Spotted：N and B. Hot and heavy in the halls of the Palace Hotel. Only to find S already waiting. Sparks were flying for sure but will it be a 3-way or D-day?

　　Blair：What is she doing here?

　　Serena：I was meeting nate.

　　Nate: Just to talk, I swear.

　　Blair：You said you'd never speak to her again.

　　Serena：You said that? Why would you say that?

　　Blair：Because you can't be trusted.

　　Nate: It's not Serena's fault.

　　Blair：Do not defend her.

　　Nate: I asked her to come.

　　Blair：Oh. Oh, so you do want to talk to her.

　　Nate: Yes, to explain why I'm not talking to her.

　　Blair：Maybe I'll leave you two to finish that fascinating conversation.

　　Serena：Oh, no, no. I'll go. Let you guys get back to your quickie.

　　Blair：It wasn't a quickie. Sex is actually kind of a big deal to some of us.

　　Serena：Oh yeah, I can see that. Chuck's bed? Very romantic. Classy too.

　　Blair：Oh, like you? I'll bet your new friend Dan would love to hear all about how classy you are.

　　Serena：Dan? What...you really think she would tell him?

　　Nate: It's Blair.

　　Serena：I can't believe you told her.

　　Nate: You just expected me to keep it a secret?

　　Serena：Yes Nate. There's nothing wrong with keeping a secret if the truth is gonna hurt someone.

　　Nate: That's a hell of a way

　　Serena：Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize all of a sudden you're the most honest guy on the planet.

　　Bart：Well, it just seems to me that you're the one that doesn't want to be seen together in public.

　　Lily：No, I do want. I just don't want to see you with anyone else. Tell your harem of shopgirls and models that you're seeing someone.

　　Bart：I am, but those conversations take a little time.

　　Lily：Well, they've got nothing but time Bart. They're 25. Excuse me. Dan, wait. Look, I really don't appreciate your lurking in the shadows,eavesdropping on my private conversation.

　　Dan: What? No. No, I wasn't.I was looking for Serena.

　　Lily：Well, I don't see her. Do you?

　　Dan: No, which is why I was looking…?

　　Lily：I don't know what you're doing here or what you think you heard...

　　Dan: Nothing. I heard nothing.

　　Lily：But Serena doesn't know.

　　Dan: And neither do I, okay? So now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go back inside. Not tell anyone a thing and mind my own business.

　　Blair: Dan. Hi. I'm Blair Waldorf. Serena's friend.

　　Dan: Oh hey. Yeah, do you happen to know where she is?

　　Blair: As a matter of fact, I do.

　　Serena: Blair.

　　Dan: Serena, there you are.Where were you?

　　Blair: She was waiting in a hotel room for my boyfriend.

　　Serena: To talk.

　　Nate: About why we weren't talking.

　　Blair: That doesn't sound any smarter the second time.

　　Dan: Why weren't you talking? Does this have anything to do with why you were waiting for serena this morning?

　　Blair: You were what?

　　Chuck: And here I thought you were waiting for me.

　　Dan: Oh, exactly what the situation is, Chuck? Now what is going on here?

　　Blair: We were just getting into that.

　　Serena: Blair, please don't do this.

　　Blair: Sorry. Or do you wanna tell him?

　　Chuck: I'll tell him.

　　Nate & Blair: You know?

　　Chuck: I know everything.

　　Dan: And apparently, I know nothing.

　　Serena: Look Dan, it was a long time ago and I regret it.

　　Chuck: Look Serena. Stop trying to pretend you're a good girl. So you slept with your best friend's boyfriend. I kind of admire you for it.

　　Dan: Is that true?

　　Blair: Well, then she ran away and lied about it. I just thought you should know before you fall head over heels for your perfect girl and her perfect world and then get left all alone with no one but your cabbage patch kid.

　　Nate：Cabbage patch?

　　Dan: Did you talk to my sister?

　　Chuck: Ah yes, little Jenny. I do believe she and I have some unfinished business.

　　Dan: You stay away from her.

　　Chuck: Poor Daniel. So little time.So many sluts to defend.

　　Dan: It's fine. It's fine. Everyone can stop looking. He's a jerk...But it's my fault and I'm leaving.

　　Serena: I'll go with you.

　　Dan: Actually I'd prefer if you didn't.

　　Nate：Hope you're happy.

　　Blair: Not even close.

　　Chuck: Looks like it's just you and me. Apparently my room is available.

　　Gossip Girl：Some might call this a "fustercluck." But on the upper east side, we call it sunday afternoon.

　　Serena: Dan, wait. I'm so sorry.

　　Dan: There's no-There's no need to be. Really I shouldn't have come here today. I made a mistake.

　　Serena: No, you didn't. Look, I'm sorry about Blair and Chuck…

　　Dan: It's not about Blair or Chuck. I mean it is but it's-it's not just them.

　　Serena: No, I know. Trust me, I know. This world it's crazy.

　　Dan: Yeah, it is...And you're a part of it.

　　Serena: What, and you didn't know that?

　　Dan: I don't know. I thought you were different.

　　Serena: Well, I'm sorry I'm not who you thought I was. But what's happened is in the past.You know and all I can do is try to change. But if you can't accept that.Then you know, you're not who I thought you were. Well, I guess we both made mistakes.

　　Jenny: Hi.

　　Rufus: Hey, Jen said you went looking for Serena. Did you find her?

　　Dan: Mm. Yeah I found her and-and I lost her.

　　Rufus: Oh that's, uh...

　　Dan: It's fine. It's fine. Really, it's all for the best. Serena and her friends and her family. Her whole world. Turns out it wasn't for me.

　　Jenny: Wait Dan. What happened?

　　Dan: Did you tell Blair Waldorf about Cedric?

　　Jenny: I... It may have come up.

　　Dan: You can't trust these people Jen. Don't tell 'em anything. They're nice flowers.

　　Jenny: They're hydrangeas.

　　Nate: Look Blair. Either you try to forgive me and move on or we end it.

　　Gossip Girl：Well, Serena's mystery man is a mystery no longer. His name is... Oh who cares? Now that he and S Are over,

　　So are his 15 minutes. But his sister Jenny was spotted with a new dress. Gifted from Blair herself. Everyone knows an Eleanor original is the uniform of B's private army. But will J be a loyal soldier or will she side with S's rebel forces? And as for S herself, we hear that she left today's brunch with no friends no boy and nowhere left to run.

　　Gossip Girl：It looks like the ultimate insider has become a total outsider. It's your move Serena. And you know who will be watching: Gossip girl.

　　Poison Ivy

　　As the Upper East Side teens from Constance Billard and St. Jude's prepare for a much-anticipated visit from the Ivy League representatives, Blair (Leighton Meester) uncovers a scandalous secret about Serena (Blake Lively) that may not remain a secret much longer. Dan (Penn Badgley) has his heart and future set on the coveted usher position for the Dartmouth rep, only to be beat out by Nate (Chace Crawford), who has no interest in the school despite pressure from his controlling father, The Captain (Sam Robards). Meanwhile, Jenny (Taylor Momsen) bonds with Serena's younger brother, Eric (Connor Paolo), and Rufus (Matthew Settle) must swallow his pride and ask Lily (Kelly Rutherford) for a favor to help his son, Dan. Ed Westwick also stars.J. Miller Tobin directed the episode written by Felicia D. Henderson.

　　Gossip Girl：Good morning, upper east siders,Gossip girl here.Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.Top story on my home page: Serena van der Woodsen,everybody's favorite "it" girl,has just returned from a mysterious absence and was learning the hard way that you can never go home again.

　　Kati：You'll never believe what's on "Gossip Girl"

　　Isabel: Someone saw serena getting off the train at grand central.

　　Nate：Serena?

　　Blair：Serena's at school.

　　Gossip Girl：Why'd she return?

　　Serena：Let me guess.You told everyone Eric's just visiting grandpa in Rhode Island.

　　Lily：Your aunt Carol in Miami.

　　Serena：He tries to take his own life and you're worried it's gonna cost you mom of the year?

　　Eric：Must be a lot of rumors why you're back.

　　Serena：None of them mention you.

　　Lily：Nate's gonna wait for serena.

　　Receptionist：He can get in line behind that guy.

　　Lily：I don't need some new boy influencing her,distracting her from her needs.

　　Rufus：A kid like Dan is exactly what Serena needs

　　Dan：Guess who's dad is cool?

　　Jenny：It's a trick question.

　　Dan：Yeah 'Cause it can't be ours.

　　Jenny：You're going out with Serena and T'm going to kiss on the lips. Who said this family wasn't cool?

　　Serena：I thought everything was good between us.

　　Blair：It was... before I found out you had sex with my boyfriend.

　　Lily：Great. Just in time for brunch.

　　Blair：I told her to stay away.

　　Serena：I'm not sneaking around with you.

　　Nate：Just to talk.

　　Blair：You said you'd never speak to her again.

　　Chuck：So you slept with your best friend's boyfriend.

　　Dan：Is that true?

　　Blair：Then she ran away and lied about it.

　　Chuck：Poor Daniel.So little time,so many sluts to defend.

　　Serena：This world. It's-it's crazy.

　　Dan：And you're a part of it.

　　Serena：Blair, how can I fix this?

　　Blair：You don't.Serena. You just stay away.

　　Gossip Girl：But now that Serena is back. Will the upper east side ever be the same? It takes two to tango and girls like these

　　don't go down without a fight.

　　基本来说，这个短语很容易误导人。“It takes two to tango”的字面意思是“探戈舞需要两个人来跳”，照此推理，本应推出个鼓舞人心的“团结才是力量”，可它怎么竟成了贬义词“一个巴掌拍不响”？不急，咱们慢慢来解析。先说tango（探戈）。探戈一般要男女对跳，男人粗犷、女人妖冶，构成了探戈舞的巨大张力。这种舞蹈源于18世纪的阿根廷，当时被认为是上流社会的色情面具，同时也是草根阶层释放欲望的最好方式。Tango的这层“诱惑、情色”意，很容易让人联想到它的同音异形词tangle（纠缠、扭缠在一起）。如果看过奥斯卡影片“Scent of a woman”（《闻香识女人》），想必您还能记得老上校对tango的经典定义“If you make a mistake, get all tangled up, just tango on.” 如果（探戈）跳错了，那就让大家的舞步都混乱好了，这才是探戈。说到这儿，想必您也明白了，（It takes two to）tango其实是取了tangle的谐音，而整个短语“It takes two to tango”实质上由英国俗语“It takes two to make a quarrel”（一个巴掌拍不响）发挥创造而来。下次如果有朋友向您抱怨，女朋友又跟他闹矛盾了，您就可以这样回敬他：A conflict is not the fault of just one person or the other; they are often both to blame, because it takes two to tango.

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　　Serena：Dan. Hey.

　　Dan：I was in the neighborhood. Give or take 70 blocks. I just wanted to tell you in person that the end of last night may have not been my finest hour. There was a wave.

　　Serena：I saw that.

　　Dan：Yeah yeah and since then,I've just been wondering, uh... Are you hungry?

　　Serena：Yes. Actually, I've had the worst morning

　　Dan：Well. You wanna talk? And eat? Not necessarily in that order.

　　Serena：Yes, I would love to do both but food first because I'm starving.

　　Lily：Great. Just in time for brunch.

　　Serena：Mom.

　　Dan：Ms. Van der woodsen.

　　Lily：Dan... Still here.

　　Serena：Look mom, I really don't think it's a good idea for me to go to that brunch.

　　Lily：You promised.

　　Serena：Yeah, but that was before I knew Dan was hungry too.I can't let the boy starve.

　　Dan：It would be inhumane.

　　Lily：He's not invited.

　　Serena：Yeah, that's why I'm going with him.

　　Dan：Because I can't go with her.

　　Serena：And we have plans to go to brunch together today

　　Dan：We had those plans.

　　Lily：Serena, you're home.Living under my roof, my rules. What is it gonna take to get you dressed and through that door?

　　Serena：Uh, you know what? May-Maybe this was a bad idea.

　　Blair：You've got to be kidding.

　　Dan：Yeah, this was--this was definitely a bad idea.

　　Chuck：This should be fun.

　　Gossip Girl：Looks like Chuck and Blair showed up with quite an appetite for destruction, that is.

　　Jenny：Hey, dad. How's the new song going?

　　Rufus：Oh, I think I need more coffee.

　　Jenny：Whatever works.

　　Rufus：Where'd you get the dress?

　　Jenny：Oh, it was a thank-you gift. From Blair.For doing the party invitations.

　　Rufus：Oh, and it looks like a very expensive thank-you gift.

　　Jenny：Dad, she has a closet the size of this apartment.Just full of them. See, her mom designed it.

　　Rufus：And her mom is very talented but the dress you made for yourself is much nicer.

　　Jenny：Which is why you don't wear dress?

　　Rufus：One of a couple of reasons.

　　Jenny：Hey, you think the farmers market's still open?

　　Rufus：Yeah. Why, you wanna go?

　　Jenny：Yeah.

　　Rufus：I thought you were getting too old to go places with your Dad.

　　Jenny：Well, you used to be cool.And the '90s are having a comeback.

　　Rufus：You have no idea how much that hurts.

　　Dan：Well, I can't say much for his child-rearing skills. But Bart Bass knows brunch.

　　Serena：I-I need to use the ladies room. Uh, you think you'll be okay by yourself for a while?

　　Dan：Yeah. Come on. Me and some beluga caviar? Can't get enough of the stuff.

　　Serena：Okay.

　　Dan：Hey, how's it going? No you're okay. Yeah, just go ahead and do your thing.

　　Bart：Charles. Would you excuse me?

　　Chuck：Father.

　　Bart：The invitation said "black tie". Not "black eye." Are you okay? I mean, if you're in some kind of trouble...

　　Chuck：Only of my own making.

　　Bart：Why do you think I do all this, huh? This party is for you. Okay? So you can meet people.You know. Become a part of something. Make some kind of change.

　　Chuck：Really? I thought it was another excuse for an open bar and, uh, rehiring of the nearly nude statues.

　　Bart：Do me a favor, will you? Lose the scotch. It's barely noon.

　　Nate: Serena, I really need to talk to you.

　　Serena：Actually I need to talk to you, which means you can listen. Nate, you told Blair. What were you thinking?

　　Nate: Look, I want to explain.

　　Woman：Excuse me.

　　Nate: Sorry. We can't talk here.

　　Serena：What? Where Blair might see us?

　　Nate: Meet me in Chuck's suite.

　　Serena：I'm not sneaking around with you.

　　Nate: Please. Just to talk.

　　Serena：Ten minutes.

　　Nate: I'll meet you up there.

　　Howie：You look beautiful as always. Where's your lovely mother today?

　　Blair：Paris. Must be some drama at the atelier.

　　Howie：Oh, nothing too dramatic I hope. Her line is doing very well. I was just telling my firm what a great investment she'd make. She's really going places.

　　Blair：Hopefully places far far away. Just kidding.

　　Nate: Hey. Let me get you a refill. I'll be right back.

　　Howie：I'll go with you. Excuse us. Blair seems happy. It looks like you're taking care of business as discussed.

　　Nate: Dad, not everything in life's a business deal.

　　Howie：Come talk to me in thirty years. I want to introduce you to Timothy Good.

　　Nate: Hi.

　　Howie：His firm has got some really interesting summer internships.

　　Timothy: Nice to meet you.

　　Blair：I can't believe Serena came to this brunch. I told her to stay away.

　　Chuck：You worried about Nate? Just a shot in the dark. I think you know what you need to do to get his attention.

　　Blair：And what's that?

　　Chuck：The key to my suite, Nate's heart and your future happiness. I'm honored to be playing even a small role in your deflowering.

　　Blair：You're disgusting.

　　Chuck：Yes, I am. So why be shy? Just grab nate and finish this. Report back with details.

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　　Dan：Hey. How you doing? I was in yesterday with Serena.

　　Receptionist: How could I forget?

　　Dan：Yeah, well.Is she in?

　　Receptionist: Just missed her actually but you're welcome to wait.

　　Dan：Okay, maybe I will.She probably won't be that long, right?

　　Receptionist: Once she went out and didn't come back for six months but feel free to sit.Over there.

　　Dan：Over there is where I'll be.

　　Lily：Hi, Nate. It's great to see you.

　　Nate：Hi, Mrs. Van der Woodsen.Good to see you.

　　Lily：Oh, I'm just heading out.

　　Nate：Oh, is Serena in?

　　Lily：Oh, you just missed her but I'll tell her you came by. I'm sure she'll be happy to hear it.

　　Nate：Uh, I don't know about that.

　　Lily：Oh, what? Come on, Serena loves you. I mean, I think she's always had a little crush on you. Of course, you and Blair

　　are the perfect couple.

　　Nate：Mm. Is serena gonna be long? I could just wait.

　　Lily：Oh, well. Dexter here can take care of you.I'm just gonna step out for a while.Nate's gonna wait for serena.

　　Dexter: Great. He can get in line behind that guy.

　　Lily：I had a feeling you'd be back.Dan, is it?

　　Dan：Humphrey.Yes.It's nice to see you again, Mrs. Van der woodsen. I hope you've had a pleasant 21 hours since I last saw you.

　　Lily：Yes, it has been very pleasant until now.Gentlemen.

　　Nate：Hey.

　　Dan：Hey.

　　Serena：Blair?

　　Blair：Hey.Serena.

　　Serena：Hey, I got two bone-dry caps and Audrey.

　　Blair：I must have totally blanked on the part where I invited you over.

　　Serena：I called you. Blair, it's sunday morning. Coffee, croissants."Breakfast at Tiffany's." It's our tradition.

　　Blair：I have new traditions now.

　　Serena：Well, they're not traditions if they're new. Look, Blair, I'm really trying to make an effort here. I thought everything

　　was good between us.

　　Blair：It was……before I found out you had sex with my boyfriend.

　　Serena：How'd you find out?

　　Blair：Nate told me. At least he felt he owed it to me to tell the truth.

　　Serena: I don't know what to say.

　　Blair：Don't bother saying anything.I wouldn't believe you anyway.

　　Serena: Blair, it was...

　　Blair：You know...I always knew you were a whore.I never took you for a liar, too.

　　Serena: Blair, how can I fix this?

　　Blair：You don't, Serena.You just stay away from me,my boyfriend and my friends. You're done here.

　　Gossip Girl：Serena's visit was short and apparently not very sweet. But you know what is? Revenge. We hear it's best served cold. Who's hungry?

　　Blair：Dorota, I told you I didn't want to see anyone. Hi Jenny.

　　Jenny：Hi.

　　Blair：What do you want?

　　Jenny：Uh...I realized that I still have your calligraphy pens from the party invitations and thought you might need them for something.

　　Blair：That is the lamest excuse I've ever heard. You wanna know what Chuck Bass is saying about you.

　　Jenny：No. Is he... saying things? Is anyone?

　　Blair：Mm... No. Not yet anyway. Chuck likes to brag about his conquests, not his victims. Come on. You can help me get ready for brunch.

　　Jenny：Okay. Sure. Nice flowers.

　　Blair：They're hydrangeas.

　　Lily：Just coffee. I'm not staying long. I'd like to get out of here before someone throws me down and tattoos me.

　　Rufus：This is Brooklyn lily. Not the warped tour. And don't tell me you had all your tattoos removed. I mean, even that one.That little heart-shaped one between your…

　　Lily：Don't try to be cute, okay? Those days are well behind you.

　　Rufus：And here I thought I was getting better-looking every day. So what's the big emergency?

　　Lily：Dan went out with Serena last night.

　　Rufus：And us Humphreys sure are proud of him.

　　Lily：Well currently he's sitting in the lobby of the hotel where we're living.

　　Woman: Hi. Can i help you?

　　Rufus：Two Americanos. One with an extra shot?

　　Lily：Mm-hmm.

　　Rufus：You don't actually think I'm gonna tell my kid who he can and can't date.I mean, is that really the reason you came down here?

　　Lily：Oh, well, I know what you're implying.

　　Rufus：Admit it. You're falling for me again.

　　Lily：You're right, you're right.It's the low-income tax bracket. The bad V-neck T-shirts. The awful jokes. I don't know

　　why your wife left you.

　　Rufus：Well, she's got better taste than you.

　　Woman: Here you are.

　　Lily：Thanks.

　　Rufus：I mean, come on. Why else have I seen you more in the last 2 days than in the last 15 years?

　　Lily：An unfortunate twist of fate.

　　Rufus：But fate nonetheless.Unless you, uh…Are you seeing someone?

　　Lily：No, not really.

　　Rufus：Uh-huh, not serious.Or he's married. That is your type.

　　Lily：That's enough, Rufus.

　　Rufus：What's his name? I've read about him in "Forbes" or "Rolling Stone"? Well, whoever he is, I'm sure he can't keep up with you.

　　Lily：Well, I'm gonna take that as a compliment but I'm serious.I'm worried about Serena. I don't need some new boy influencing her,distracting her from her needs.

　　Rufus：Well, no offense Lily. But I'm guessing a kid like Dan is exactly what Serena needs.

　　Dan：So, uh...What do you need to talk to Serena about?

　　Nate：Nothing. Just in the neighborhood. You?

　　Dan：I...am nowhere near the neighborhood but I'm working on a better excuse.

　　Nate：You guys, like...

　　Dan：Oh, uh... I... I don't know.

　　Nate：Yeah, well. That's serena.With her you'll never know.

　　Chuck：Nathaniel. There you are. What are you doing?

　　Nate：Nothing, waiting for you.

　　Chuck：Him? Hey, what are you doing here?

　　Dan：Why, what is this your hotel?

　　Nate: Actually it is.

　　Chuck：Yeah, so unless you have a reason to be here,I'll have to ask you to wait on the curb with the rest of the trash.

　　Dan：Trash? Look man, I live in Brooklyn, all right? Not the Ozarks.No offense to the Ozarks. But don't you think we're

　　taking this class warfare thing a little too far?

　　Chuck：I haven't even started, man. Okay, man, let's just go. Don't tell me you're sticking up for Serena's new bitch. If anyone's got a reason to kick his ass, it's you.

　　Nate: He's not worth it. Not here.

　　Chuck：This isn't over.

　　Dan：Hey anytime, man. That one black eye looks a little lonely.

　　Nate: Come on, chill out.

　　Jenny：Wow. Blair, it's...it's beautiful. I mean, you look beautiful.

　　Blair：It's average. The color is last season. And besides Stella McCartney has A much better version at Bergdorf's.

　　Jenny：Right. I... I've been meaning to go by Bergdorf's. Wow! These dolls are great. Oh my god. You have a cabbage patch.My brother used to have one of these. His name was Cedric.

　　Blair：Your brother's name is Cedric?

　　Jenny：Uh, no. That was his cabbage patch kid. My brother's name is Dan.Actually, you might know him. He，um, he went out

　　with Serena last night.

　　Blair：That's your brother? So does that mean you're friends with Serena now?

　　Jenny：I mean, I don't have a problem with her but if someone did have a problem with her, I wouldn't have a problem with that either.

　　Blair：You know...If you like that dress,you can have it.

　　Jenny：What? No, no.

　　Blair：I'm sure you'll find some way to repay me.

　　Jenny：Oh, Blair, thank you. I mean for the dress and for the other thing about Chuck.

　　Blair：If you want to be part of this world Jenny. People will talk...Eventually. And you need to decide if all this is worth it.

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　　The Wild Brunch

　　In the wake of the scandalous Kiss on the Lips party, Serena (Blake Lively) receives an icy cold reception from her best friend Blair (Leighton Meester), who reveals that she knows Serena slept with her boyfriend, Nate (Chace Crawford), before mysteriously running off to boarding school.

　　As if it couldn't get any chillier, Serena decides to take Dan (Penn Badgley) to arch-enemy Chuck's (Ed Westwick) fundraiser brunch at The Palace, and Jenny (Taylor Momsen) seeks advice from Blair, who realizes she may have something to gain by allowing Jenny into her inner circle.

　　Kelly Rutherford and Matthew Settle also star. Mark Piznarski directed the episode written by executive producers Josh Schwartz & Stephanie Savage.

　　Kati：You'll never believe what's on "Gossip Girl"

　　Isabel: Someone saw serena getting off the train at grand central.

　　Gossip Girl：Everyone knows Serena and everyone is talking.

　　Eleanor：Blair, it's Serena.

　　Nate：Serena?

　　Gossip Girl：And B's boyfriend Nate.Rumor has it: he's always had a thing for serena.

　　Nate：But you're back now.

　　Serena：I didn't come back for you.Look, Blair's my best friend and you're her boyfriend and she loves you.

　　Gossip Girl：Why did she leave? Why did she return?

　　Eric：Must be a lot of rumors why you're back.

　　Serena：Yeah, but none of them mention you.(To Lily) He tries to take his own life and you're worried it's gonna cost you "Mom of the year"?

　　Lily：You have no idea what it's been like.

　　Chuck：The best friend and the boyfriend. That's pretty classy S.

　　Gossip Girl：And Nate's friend Chuck won't let Serena forget about her past.

　　Serena：I'm trying to change.

　　Chuck：I liked you better before.

　　Gossip Girl：And then there's Dan,the outsider. Looks like his childhood crush has returned.

　　Dan：She doesn't know me.Nobody knows me. It's cool.

　　Receptionist: Uh, Serena.

　　Dan：No. No, no, no, no, no.

　　Receptionist: Do you know this young man?

　　Serena：Oh, from last night.

　　Dan：You remember me? (later) You'd really go out with some guy you don't know?

　　Serena：Well, you can't be worse than the guys I do know.

　　Rufus：Guess whose dad is cool.

　　Jenny：It's a trick question.

　　Dan：Yeah. 'Cause it can't be ours."Top ten forgotten bands of the '90s."

　　Rufus：Yeah, check out who's number nine.

　　Jenny：He's very proud.

　　Dan：Hey! Hey! Way to be forgotten.

　　Lily：Why is my daughter going to one of your concerts?

　　Rufus：Well, our kids were bound to meet. It's a small island.

　　Lily：Are you sure it's not some ploy,using my daughter to get to me now that your wife left you?

　　Gossip Girl：Serena and her mystery man made a surprise appearance at Blair's Kiss on the lips party.

　　Both: Serena's here?

　　Blair：What is she doing here? She wasn't invited.

　　Gossip Girl：But serena wasn't the only one who made an impression.

　　Chuck：Who's the newbie?

　　Gossip Girl：Jenny made an impression on Chuck.

　　Chuck：Let's go and talk somewhere quieter.

　　Jenny：Get off! Stop!

　　Dan：Hey! That is my little sister!

　　Serena：Don't you ever touch her again!

　　Chuck：Hey, your life is over, slut!

　　Blair：She better not show her face again.

　　Chuck：I'm actually hoping she will.

　　Dan：You think I got a shot at a second date?

　　Serena：We'll talk about it in the cab.

　　Gossip Girl：And now that S is back,will the upper east side ever be the same? We're all just dying to see what happens next.

　　Gossip Girl：I bet you're wondering what gossip girl is doing up so early.Truth is, I never went to bed.Why waste precious time dreaming when waking life is so much better?

　　Gia Farrell: I did cause a commotion/I can't help but make a scene/ooh/I ain't looking

　　Gossip Girl：Is there really anything better than a lazy sunday?Reading the paper in bed. Sipping coffee.Scrambling an egg or two.Yeah, right.We upper east siders don't do lazy.Breakfast is brunch and it comes with champagne,a dress code and a hundred

　　of our closest friends...and enemies.

　　Gia Farrell: Say hey/Is it gonna be tonight?/Come hit me up/Come hit me up *

　　Gossip Girl：Chuck's dad, Bart Bass is hosting the annual brunch for his foundation. Everyone is invited.Well, not everyone.

　　Gia Farrell: Held me right

　　Dan：Oh. Hey, you're up.

　　Jenny：And you're checking up on me.I'm okay. Really I'm okay.You know, I was okay when you asked me at the party and in the cab when we got home,before and after I brushed my teeth.Look, I just feel really stupid.I mean, how could I have actually thought

　　that Chuck Bass just wanted to talk to me?

　　Dan：Because you trust people,which is normally a good thing.

　　Jenny：Yeah, except when it involves Chuck.

　　Dan：Yeah, pretty much.

　　Jenny：So the real question is how are you?

　　Dan：Me? Why wouldn't I be okay?

　　Jenny：You know, at the end of the night, with Serena and the--the--the...(awkward wave)

　　Dan：Was it really that bad?

　　(flashback)

　　Serena：This is me. So... Good night.

　　Dan：Yeah.Yeah. good night.

　　Jenny： Go! Walk her to the door. Go!

　　Dan：Okay.Oh! Oh, god.That hurt a lot.

　　Jenny：Whoa, whoa, stop, stop.

　　Dan：Oh, I think I have brain damage.

　　Jenny：You know what, dan? You wouldn't even know if you had brain damage.

　　Dan：No, let's go, please.

　　Jenny：No!

　　Dan：H-hi.

　　Eric：So he waved? I wouldn't take it from a waver.

　　Serena：Maybe he was just trying to be funny.

　　Eric：Maybe he's shy.

　　Serena：Or he hated me.

　　Eric：No guy in the history of the world has ever hated you.

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　　Dan：Look, I'm gonna do a lap. Okay? Look for her.

　　Serena：Okay, yeah.

　　Girls：Serena? It's Serena! Oh my god! What?! She's really here? Is that really her? Everyone said she wasn't invited. I think she's wasted. Do you think Blair knows? What's she wearing? What's with that dress? She's so brave. You know Serena.She'd never miss a party.

　　Kati & Isabel：Serena's here?!

　　Blair：What is she doing here? She wasn't invited.

　　Nate：Blair, come on. Are you really gonna kick her out?

　　Blair：Did you invite her?

　　Nate：What? No! God, I told you.

　　Blair：Do not talk to her.

　　Nate：I was going for a walk.

　　Jenny：No!

　　Chuck：Quiet.

　　Jenny：Stop!

　　Serena：Hey, no luck?

　　Dan：No, I haven't seen her anywhere.